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Saturday, May 23, 2009

Rain

Rain
Written by: Lliandrin
"A steamy encounter in a coffee shop, very erotic sex scene! HOT - ( Hardcore )"
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Jonathon looked up at the tinkling sound just in time to see a very wet, very cold woman walk through the door of his small coffee shop. She had on a dress and no jacket, it was completely soaked, and through the thin material he could see the curve of her generous breasts and her dark jutting nipples.
He forced his gaze up to her face and he was instantly drawn in. Her features were arrestingly beautiful. Her eyes were wide and a bright green fringed in thick dark lashes. Her skin was all peaches and cream smoothness with high cheekbones. Her mouth was full and pink, her lips perfect cupid bows. Long hair clung to her wetly nearly down to her waist, which was tiny and flared to gently swelling hips.
He realized then that she was looking at him as if waiting for him to finish his appraisal and address her. “What can I get you Miss?” his voice was deep and matched his appearance. He was tall with broad shoulders, slim hips, and well-developed muscles very apparent even through his clothing. He had dark brown hair and caramel eyes. All together he himself was stunning.
Andrea cleared the suddenly lusty thoughts from her head and spoke, “Can I get a hot chocolate?” her voice was husky and low, very sexy.
He turned to draw her drink and in a few moments carried a steaming mug of cocoa topped with extra whipped cream and chocolate shavings to the small table she had sat down at. Jonathon knew that she must be aware of the charms she had on display but she appeared to not notice, or to not care that her breasts were fully visible through her clothing. He couldn’t help staring.
“You like what you see?” her voice held a hint of laughter and she looked up at him innocently.
“Sorry but you’re beautiful, it’s hard to keep my eyes off of you.” He uttered the line that had saved him time and time again, occasionally with rewards.


Now she laughed openly. “Well if you like how I look I can only guess that you’d like to have it?” Her voice dropped to a whisper and to his amazement she ran a hand over her breasts, kneading them gently and then pinched her already rock hard nipples. His cock hardened instantly.
“I’m not sure that I understand.” He knew that his face was flushed, she was making him feel like a highschooler.
“Well, I am a firm believer in taking what you want. You want me and assuming that I return that feeling, you should take me.” Her voice was lower now and her hands were now caressing her entire body in slow sensual circles. He watched her hips push up against her wondering hand as it passed over her sex.
“Do you?” he asked a little nervous but incredibly aroused.
“The rain always makes me hot and wet. You’re attractive, so yes.”
Without a word Jonathon went to the door and locked it turning the sign to CLOSED. “Come with me.” He demanded gruffly in a voice laced with lust. He was surprised a little bit when she complied. He led her to the back of the small store where there was a staircase that led to his small loft apartment.

She followed him silently, as soon as he shut the door behind them she was on him. She pressed her wet body into him raising her lips to his. Their mouths met and their tongues tangled in wild abandon. They tasted, licked, kissed each other, the arousal building higher and higher between them.
Jonathon’s hand was roaming over her back pulling her close against him so that his hardened prick was nestled firmly against her taut tummy. She moaned softly as he kissed down her throat to the tops of her generous breasts. The skin there was soft and damp. She tasted fresh, sweet like the summertime.
Together they moved to the futon behind them dropping to it. He was now on top of her pressing into her welcoming body. His mouth traced from her lips to her tits and back again as his hands pushed her dress up to her waist. His hands were hot on her naked flesh as he searched for her core.
The moment that his fingers slid into her panties and touched her womanhood she felt like exploding. A searing heat of desire flooded through her and she cried out. He soon pulled her panties off and caressed her most intimate parts with gentle fingers. Her hips surged up to meet his wondering digits.
He trailed his fingertips up and down her sopping slit, twirled around her hard little nub, and back over her fevered flesh. The aroma of her arousal, musky and sweet, filled the air around them. He teased the tips of two fingers around the outside of her pussy hole until she whimpered with want of him. He slid first one and then 2 fingers into her tight, velvet opening relishing the feel of her around his skin. She was hot and wet inside but also soft and silky.
He slid his fingers in and out of her slowly building up the pace as her orgasm built up within her. When he could tell that she was going to cum any second he pulled out of her. Her eyes flew open and she cried aloud at the loss of his touch.
He stood up and quickly shed his own clothing. His hard cock stood proudly at attention. It was long and hard a drop of precum oozed out of its head. He moved down next to her his dick in his hand; he guided it gently into her. With one smooth stroke he was buried deep inside of her tight pussy.
He forced himself to hold still so that he could make this last a little longer. She was so hot and tight, her cunt clinging to his torrid flesh. Never could he remember anything feeling so good. He began to stroke in and out of her slowly, savoring the feel of her cunny clinging to him as he moved over her.
Before long both of them were moving together faster and faster, the thrusts harder and deeper. Andrea cried out with every move the ecstasy building up inside of her. In a few more moments Jonathon rammed into her as hard and as deep as he could possibly go.
He came then, spurt after spurt of hot jizm emptying into Andrea’s body. Seconds later she followed her entire body tightening as wave after wave of pleasure washed over her, the feel of Jonathon’s hot wet cum inside of her completed her climax.
Jonathon collapsed on her nuzzling her neck, moving his mouth to her ear. “I love you more than anything.” He whispered hoarsely.
Andrea linked her hand with his and smiled up at him, the wedding ring on her finger glinting softly. “I love you too, happy anniversary Baby.”

Renewed Love

Renewed Love

Written by: Lliandrin

"A husband surprises his wife with dinner and love making - ( Hardcore )"


As April turned her key in the front door, she sighed and felt impending tears of frustration well up. She was so tired! The front door swung open and she slid out of her low pumps in the small entryway, hanging up her purse and jacket on the coat rack. She stepped around the corner into the living room, surprised not to hear the drone of the television. The whole room was neat and clean and the candles scattered throughout the room were lit.

A small smile lit her face as she called her husband, “William? This is wonderful! Where are you?” She continued on to the formal dining area, the table that had been covered with paperwork and cereal bowls this morning was cleaned and set for two, again with romantic candles flickering.

She pushed open the kitchen door and there stood her husband, wearing her pink apron, at the stove stirring something that smelled delicious. “Honey, thank you so much, what is all of this for?”

He turned to her and wrapped his strong arms around her frame, enfolding her into a warm embrace. His voice tickled against her ear as he whispered, “All of this is because I love you more than anything and I wanted to make sure you knew that.” He then moved his lips over hers and kissed her slow and deeply, with a passion that had been lacking in their marriage for some time.

Her body instantly responded and she pressed herself closer to him. He stifled a groan as he felt her softness and warmth against him, his cock hardened almost immediately. They had both been working so hard that intimacy had all but died out, he wasn't even sure when the last time that they had made love was. He began to stroke her back in firm long strokes and then gently knead from her shoulders down to the small of her back and back up.

April let her hands smooth over the sleek muscles of William's back, savoring the strength and safety that radiated from him. She had missed this so much! It felt like years had passed since they had had actually spent any time together without work interfering. Her eyes closed and she returned his eager kisses with ones of her own.

All to soon William gently pulled away, he brushed a wayward strand of hair from her face, “Come on sweetie, I made chicken and dumplings, it's all I knew how to do, but I did make the mash potatoes to go with it.”

They sat down together and ate their dinner talking about all of the things that they had fallen behind on with each other. William made it clear that he was sorry for not paying more attention to April's needs and focusing too much on work. April admitted that she had entertained thoughts that William had found someone else. They realized how dangerously close they had come to losing one another in the rush of the day to day.

After dinner they got ready for bed, each in a comfortable silence thinking about what they had learned that evening. William was already in bed with the lights out when April slipped in quietly beside him. Even after everything that had happened that night she was not sure that William truly desired her. Her heart pounded in her ear as she hoped that he would reach for her.

William, recognizing the hesitancy in his lover, rolled over to meet her, wrapped an arm around her body and pulled her close into him. Through the satin of her nightie she could feel the heat of his arousal. He dropped his head to the back of her neck and began nibbling it gently, his hand ran down her side, over her hip and toned thigh and then back up over her tummy and came to rest on her full breasts.

He was now kissing the side of her neck as he let his hand roam over both breasts tenderly cupping and squeezing them, gliding his palm over her erect nipples through the fabric of her negligee, and then tweaking them gently. She moaned deep in her throat as she felt her pussy flood with warmth and moistness at his touch.

William gently rolled her over onto her back and ran his hand from the soft curve of her cheek, down between her breasts, over the flat plains of her stomach, and down to her pelvis. He cupped April's mound in his hand so that she could feel the searing heat of his touch. Her hips bucked up to meet this new pleasure and he smiled down at her. “Let me show you how much I love you,” he whispered into her ear moving his body on top of her.

He slowly began to move down her body trailing his mouth along her inflamed form. He took one and then the other of her nipples into his mouth, suckling and teasing them through the satin. As he moved down her tummy he pushed the gown up, over her hips exposing her black bikini panties that she only wore on “special” occasions.

The scent of her aroused wife was intoxicating, he had missed her so very much, now all he wanted to do was to bring her pleasure. “April, when you get out of advertising and write that novel that you dream about, be sure to add a part where the man tells the woman how very much she means to him, how the feel and scent of her make him crazy. He needs to tell her that he loves her more than anyone or anything and that the way she sees things, the way she thinks, the way she moves, turns him on anew every day. Make sure that he tells woman knows that she is the most important thing in his life and that he would never want anyone else no matter what. Together they should be complete, and only together.”

With those words he slid her panties down over her hips and dropped his face to her wet loins. He breathed in her womanly aroma and let his tongue trace a path from her hard clit down between her engorged lips to her hot and wet hole. He licked and sucked at her flesh savoring the taste, feel, and smell of her sex. His tongue swirled around her clitty gently, causing her to buck her hips against his face. He then let it work its way back down to her opening.

He thrust his tongue as deep inside of her as it would go and began caressing the innermost regions of his love. Her hands tangled in his dark wavy hair, clutching his head to her almost in desperation. The pleasure was consuming her cunt and she knew that an orgasm was pending.

With just a few more skillful strokes of his tongue she exploded into a climax that rocked through her entire body. He dutifully licked and sucked every drop of her juice from her, hungrily.

She pulled him back up to her face and met his kisses with her own. She licked at his lips slick and sweet with her own juice. She loved tasting herself on him and sighed her pleasure. She could feel his erection pressing against her sex and spread her legs slightly to urge him into her.

Their eyes met as with one powerful stroke he filled her body with his own. In his eyes she saw the love that he professed mixed with want and need. In her eyes he saw the dormant passion of the woman he married spark to life and consume their bodies. He stroked in deep, slow strokes at first relishing the tight hotness that was her sheath.

She took in every inch of his velvety rod and delighted in the sensations he was creating in her. With every stroke she could feel pleasure winding up tighter in her stomach. She wrapped her arms around him and caressed his back as he began to speed up his rythem. Soon her hips were moving to meet each of his thrusts which were becoming increasingly fevered and fast.

He clutched her body to him with a hand protectively on her head as he pounded in and out of her faster and harder. Their breathing had become quick and shallow. Both of them were murmuring words of love and lust to the other. With one last thrust she felt his hot semen spill deep inside of her, his cock pulsated several times as it expelled his jism. A second later her second climax gripped her. Wave after wave of ecstasy rolled over and she cried out his name raggedly.

He rolled over and held onto her, pulling her to his side. He pressed sweet kisses to her temple and stroked her hair as she fell into a sated, blissful sleep. He too soon slept and both dreamed of the love that they had just renewed.

Thursday, April 23, 2009

Face to Face with my Fear



The cold night air, stabbing me like a hundred stabbing knives, is damp with the scent of rain. My friend pulls me closer to him, does he even know what he means to me? No way… Now we’re under a blanket, his hands exploring my body, inside my shirt, my underwear is disappearing. His hands are everywhere, going deeper and further. Is this safe? We’re only friends!


I swing around, staring deeply into his beautiful eyes, what is he thinking? I’m so unsure! But then suddenly our lips meet in a perfect lingering kiss, and it feels right… but how? We’re only friends! Minutes later the lights are out and my satin gown is already missing, he’s so close! Touching me, kissing me. Our warm bodies capturing the only heat known to us tonight.



I feel delusional, so strange. It’s as if right and wrong are suddenly fused together to create perfect sin. With our bodies and love for each other heating up in a matter of minutes, all is lost…


Our friendship – fused together as sin, one love.

There’s no way out of this sin, we’re one.


But we’re still only friends!



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Tuesday, April 14, 2009

Calories Burned During Sex...

Calories Burned During Sex

The Act of Insertion

If the man is ready (same vice-versa)

1/4 calories

If the woman is not (same vice-versa)

274 calories


Satisfying Partner (organ size)

Most experts agree that size means nothing. Shape is what counts, and the man with a shaped organ can write his own ticket. In those rare instances where a man has a genuinely small member, he may have to compensate by working slightly harder, but this is good for weight loss. A man with a really large organ, while he might not have to work as hard once inside, may exhaust himself just trying to convince his partner to let him put it inside.

Normal size

22 calories

Oversize

15 calories

Tremendous

8 calories

Teensy-weensy

163 calories


Positions

Man on top, woman on bottom (facing each other)

20 calories

Woman on top, man on bottom
(Many women find that in addition to its inherent sexual possibilities, this position affords a better view of the clock.)

25 calories

From the rear (Mysterious variation)

40 1/2 calories

Standing: Both partners of equal height

18 calories

Standing: Woman 1 foot taller than a man

90 calories

While in traction
(very useful during ski season)

124 calories


Locations

On a bar stool

20 calories

Rear of a Honda Civic

38 calories

In a phone booth, standing

14 calories

In a phone booth, lying down

274 calories

On an airliner, aisle seat

24 calories

On an airliner, middle seat

42 calories

On an airliner, window seat

30 calories

On an airliner, in the lavatory

100 calories


Possible Side Effects of Intercourse

Bouncing

7 calories

Sliding around

9 calories

Serious Skidding

12 calories

Full cartwheel

20 calories

Whiplash

27 calories

Knee burn

6 calories

Chafed elbows

5 calories

Chafed nose

11 calories


Sex Related Noises

Short gasps (per gasp)

3 calories

Wheezing

5 calories

Squeals

4 calories

Ecstatic moaning

11 calories

Low growling

8 calories

Squishing

10 calories

Shouting

16 calories

Screaming

18 calories

Urgent begging

22 calories

Any short speech giving partner directions
("Please don't stop," "Faster," "Just a little more" are common examples.)

25 calories


Approaching Orgasm

Letting go

5.5 calories

Controlling yourself

79 calories

Digging nails into your partner's back

11 calories

Trembling

15 calories

Shaking

20 calories

Shuddering

25 calories

Trying to keep eyes open

33 calories


Orgasm

Real

27 calories

Faked

160 calories


Orgasmic Intensity Scale

Expression didn't change

1/2 calorie

Face turned purple

15 calories

Orchestra swelled

6 calories

Magical explosions

10 calories

Blazing Sheets

25 calories

Earth moved

30 calories

Vesuvius erupted

47 calories

You began moaning in Latin

60 calories


Pulling Out

After orgasm

1/4 calorie

A few moments before orgasm

500 calories


Multiple Orgasms

For women:

2

14 calories

5

30 calories

8

47 calories

(Depending on greed her rate of recovery a woman can enjoy around 8 orgasms within an hour period without losing consciousness or disarranging her hair. As the number increases, however, she may begin to experience a form of "reduced sanity" that will temporarily interfere with her ability to cook, worship ,and ride a Moped.)

For Men:

2

21 calories

3

39 calories

4

57 calories

(For a man, its a different situation, perhaps due to physiological and biological reasons. Many men can enjoy up to 4 orgasms in an hour with little discomfort except for the slight ringing in the ears. With few exceptions, however, a man who tries to achieve more than 10 orgasms within that same period is flirting with irreversible brain damage.)


Special Orgasms

Clitoral.

15 calories

Vaginal

21 calories

Penile

21 calories

Scrotile

15 calories

Rectal

25 calories

Oral
(can also occur during an especially good meal)

30 calories


Premature Ejaculation*

During insertion

2 calories

During intercourse
(Approximately. 2 sec's or 3 thrusts after insertion, whichever comes first.)

5 calories

During foreplay

3 calories

Immature ejaculation
(Similar to premature ejaculation except male acts childish and throws a tantrum.)

4 calories


Consequences of Premature Ejaculation

Even if you have a good heart, it takes much understanding not to feel like a victim when your partner climaxes after 3 sec's of intensive sex, especially if he immediately sits up to watch the football on tv.

For Women

Frustration

8 calories

Anger

15 calories

Violent mood swing

20 calories

Surpressing rage

25 calories

Not surpressing anger
(In extreme cases, this can include cursing, nose tweaks, and gently massaging partner's head with a tire iron.)

65 calories

For Men:

Cursing

10 calories

Apologising

3 calories

Snivelling

5 calories

Pleading for mercy

8 calories

Begging for another chance
(Note how unfair: Men never seem to mind if a woman has an orgasm after 3 seconds of sex.)

15 calories


Possible Side Effects of Good Sex

The first indication that sex was a positive experience will be a buzzing in the pelvic area and a clear complexion. You might also feel pleasantly light, as though you were dozing in a vat of cream cheese. If sex was really terrific, you feel dangerously drained, as though your body had been connected to a large milking machine for several days. Additional reactions include:

Swooning

6 calories

Palpitations

10 calories

Shortness of breath

5 calories

Perspiring

8 calories


Possible Side Effects of Bad Sex

A less-than-sunny desposition

1 calorie


Recovering

Un-entwining

3 calories

Regaining motor control of pevis
(After especially tiring sex, you may feel numb from below the waist to the opposite wall. The result will be an inability to walk [put one foot in front of the other], which will seriously impair your chances of going to the bathroom or getting some juice.)

7 calories

Standing up

9 calories

Getting some juice

11 calories


Rolling Over and Going to Sleep

After intercourse
(Classic behavior for shiftiness men who believe they've done their job and are now entilted to a rest. This "rest" may include snoring.)

18 calories

During intercourse
(Women find this to be a subtle, yet direct way of suggesting dissatisfaction.)

32 calories

During foreplay
(Indicates either an advance case of fatigue or a serious lack of interest.)

12 calories

Avoiding the wet spot

80 calories


Trying Again

If the woman is ready

5 calories

If the man is not

156 calories


Dreaming

Regular dream

2 calories

Wet Dream
Add 5 calories if it occurs while in bed with your partner;
Add 20 calories if your partner notices

16 calories

Wet Trance
(Usually occurs in the presence of a sensual hypnotist.)

20 calories


Group Sex

Introducing yourself

3 calories

Overcoming shyness

8 calories

Swapping partners, willingly

4 calories

Swapping partners, unwillingly

62 calories

Jealousy
(Partner having more fun than you are)

16 calories

Mixed doubles

26 calories

Being nice to everyone

100 calories

Anger
(You suddenly realize that you're wanted for you body and not your mind. Difficult to cope with, especially if you have a Ph.D.)

10 calories

Finding your clothes

5 calories


Masturbation

For pleasure only

6 calories

For exercise, too

10 calories

For relief from tension

12 calories

To pass the time

7 calories

To avoid overeating

16 calories

To get in touch with inner self

10 calories

To get in touch with outter self

10.5 calories

To avoid insanity

24 calories

To avoid spending money on a date
(In addition to being a viable alternative to television, shopping, and binges, masturbation is a quick and inexpensive way to get warm.)

9 calories

Using your hand(s)

11 calories

Using your finger(s)

9 calories

Using tweezers

2 calories

Using an inflatable doll

24 calories

Using Any fruit or vegetable
(Except watermelon or a sprig of parsley)

19 calories

Using a vibrator, hand-operated

12 calories

Using a vibrator, windup

9 calories

Using a vibrator, electric

5 calories

Using anything not mentioned here

50 calories

In a pornographic movie theater - purchasing the ticket

2.5 calories

In a pornographic movie theater - finding isolated seat

78 calories

In a pornographic movie theater - adjusting raincoat

3 calories


Typical Sex-Related Fears

Partner hates me for what I did

4 calories

Partner hates me for what I didn't do

8 calories

Forgetting the instructions in the sex manual

10 calories

Climaxing too soon

5 calories

Climaxing too late

6 calories

Not climaxing

20 calories

Partner thinks of me as a sex object

9 calories

Partner doesn't think of me as a sex object

47 calories

Partner will neglect to adminster last rites should I not recover from orgasm

88 calories


Personal Fears

Gigantic cellulite that shake and ripple during orgasm

6 calories

Stretch marks that look like a plowed field

8 calories

Penis envy

72 calories

Body odor of a disgruntled yak

25 calories


Getting Caught

By partner's spouse

60 calories

By your spouse

60.5 calories

Trying to explain

165 calories

Stuttering

28 calories

Throwing up
(Calorie counts here are flexible, depending on type of spouse-whether understanding and open-minded, or narrow-minded and armed)

40 calories


Almost Getting Caught

Trying to remain calm

100 calories

Fright (includes trembling)

66 calories

Leaping out of bed

25 calories

Getting dressed in one large motion

300 calories

Thanking partner quickly

2 calories

Jumping out of window
add 5 calories if window wasn't open

15 calories

Landing

1 calorie

Running very fast

50 calories


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